I think I'm going to steal this joke for when Jerry Seinfeld is, inevitably, actually found to be a serial killer.

That's how you become a cannibal, Josh. You get one taste of delicious, delicious human meat and none of this stuff ever satisfies you for the rest of your life.

Well, can't be worse than Adam Baldwin's relationship advice.

You're right that a lot of it doesn't fit our current definition of science, but I think it's reasonable to look at these older theories as the science of the time. Much as science changes and builds on itself over time, so does our methodology.

There are a ton of people that don't believe the Pope is even a Christian, though. If there's one thing that people are good at, it's twisting their head into knots until they're right.

They're making a new Star Wars movie? Why was I not informed?

I love how this line leaves it to your imagination how it could be pleasant.

I think you've got this backward. People love Randy because Trey and Matt love writing for him.

It'd be nice if the remake was a lot closer to the original book, which was just fantastic.

It isn't Snoop? This is criminal.

There was no mention of it vomiting or constantly flashing everyone its butthole.

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I agree. The change kind of made it less a soap opera pastiche overlaying a sordid and somewhat mystical murder mystery, and turned it into a really, really silly and earnest soap opera. There's something to the second, of course, but it wasn't nearly so special.

If the goal is to avoid having your company's name dragged through the mud, having a journalist write an article about how you almost definitely covered it up isn't exactly a success story.

Not as easy as you'd think.

More to the point, are they desperate enough to take in Charlie Sheen?

Hopefully they'll cast a racist/drunk/misogynist so they can use "Port of Miami Actor Goes Off the Deep End"

I can't wait for the episode where a crewmate kills themselves by jumping overboard and the rest get into wacky hijinks as they ineptly attempt to cover it up in order to maintain the company's image.

When I watched Twin Peaks, I knew going in that season two kind of goes off the rails from the start. Knowing that, I found it relatively enjoyable. Some of the stupid bullshit has a real B-movie quality to it that I find endearing, even if it isn't as impressive as the first season.

"But a vest is a vest is a vest is a vest,"