Does that mean I can finally get into clubs?

Franco's son, James, still wreaks havoc upon American society today.

-Bea Arthur

Busty Bea didn't make it on the App Store.

Nah, it was the right thing to do. Even if you've got no sympathy for someone in the middle of a breakdown, taking her to court would only spread the rumor.

>take rape

I'll take the gin if they don't want it.

Look buddy, I'll drown a child if I damn well please.

Statler: You know, I was always envious of Laura Palmer.
Waldorf: Because she was so popular?
Statler: No, because she didn't have to be in this dumb show.
Both: Hohohohohoho!

Hey man, everything that happens on TV is real somewhere. Come smoke with me and I'll tell you about the multiverse.

NOOOOOOOO!

Well yeah, but that's only because repeating someone's post backwards banishes them to Yahoo News comments sections.

Really can't look at that picture without assuming she just ripped an earth-shaking fart.

Speaking of which, Johnny Depp not only harmed the reputation of the top hat, but destroyed the goodwill Gene Wilder had created for it.

This sounds like bad fanfiction. I'm so in.

I assume his natural habitat is the highest point of the world, teaching worthy pilgrims the Thu'um.

Makes sense; no one could truly forget Brian Blessed.

It's definitely worth it. The first season only works in fits and starts but the rest of the series is fantastic (especially once Hugh Laurie becomes a regular).

Damn, I had my money on Carrie Fisher to be the first in the hospital.

I know you shouldn't trust reviews they put in the trailer, but what asshole said this was as creative as District 9?