Wait… The better Resident Evil movies? When did those happen?

But his equally shitty website didn't even mention it!

It only serves to discredit the person to defend myself? Is this a parody?

If it was actually funny it would be ok. He did legit get punched in the face at least.

Wtf are you jabbering about?

As in, "Jason would have friends if he wasn't a cockmongering shit brick"?

Man, thank God there was more than just a headline, I never would have guessed he would of thought Trump was worse!

Moon was ok. Don't know if it justifies killing his father with that Warcraft screening though.

That's a nice self portrait you have!

Ehh I like the DC movies. So eat a dick, seemingly the rest of humanity!

But would it be alienating if there was "booth dudes" or some sexy guys in wrestling singlets or something for balance? Is the problem objectification or it's one sided nature?

But it was the closing party, they weren't all over the red carpet or at the screenings.

The context of women being hired for a party, to look good and most likely flirt with people and ensure they were having a good time? Why they was no male equivalent is the only puzzling question. (I am aware that the answer is sexism and suppression of female sexuality, but I would rather encourage sexy people to be…

So you can whip your tits out for loot and they can't show some leg? This is like the feminist version of "I can't be racist, I know a black guy!"

The true crime is all the mother fuckers reposting the same damn joke. Read the comments people!

Boo fucking hoo

U cray fam.

That's really stupid.

The only "magic" in these cards is their ability to completely dry out any vagina that comes in contact with them.

Are we ever going to get full blown 90's nostalgia? The 80's have been "the" decade for like 15 years. Where's my Face Off 2: Electric Shaverandsomeglue?