I was unimpressed with the film, but the book effected me deeply. It haunted me for quite some time. It wasn't the cannibalism, it was the recognition that I don't have a fraction of the will to live that these guys had.

No expert, but I believe submarines are referred to as boats, as is anything of less than warship size, like PT boats.

The first thing I thought of was the time travel discussion from the second one, where Basil Exposition says something like "you really shouldn't think too much about it, and just enjoy yourself" and they both look at the camera

I think the Fundies are making a mistake by trying to make competent films. Their core audience will see their movies no matter what, and the heathen will only watch them ironically. Get Tommy Wiseau to make a biblical epic and you might actually get your message out to a few non-believers.

I like to imagine the next day's headline in the Liberty City Gazzette : HIT AND RUN DRIVER MURDERS 400, POLICE UNCONCERNED.

They can say "Good goobity-goo" amongst themselves, that doesn't mean you can say it.

I'd pay good money for a faithful adaptation of Revelations, but only if they use practical effects. And 1 Chronicles has franchise written all over it; "Adam begets Seth this Memorial Day"

In real time! Single take!

It will be better on the page, not as good read aloud. (I preferred Joel's delivery/persona)

Literally?

The cuts to Raymond Burr and some Japanese extras standing against a wall work a lot better if you imagine Joel Hodgson saying "Meanwhile, a THOUSAND miles away"

HahahaMOM!!!

And gams! Get a load of dem gorgeous broads!

Yes, this was funny.
Out for Justice is right there with Road House for me, as a terrible movie I can't help watching when I come across it. It's such a blatant vanity project.
I love Ebert's complaint about one of the later Seagal movies where they clearly made an effort to conceal his weight gain; "I'd much rather…

Sure! Every Sims games I've ever played has been a tribute to that one episode of Bewitched where Darin goes to the bathroom and the door disappears, followed by the toilet, then time suddenly accelerates, and he spends the rest of the episode cursing in gibberish and soiling himself until he dies.

The Big Bus also pre-dated Airplane!, so it deserves some credit for kicking off the parody craze of the 80's, and then some blame for inspiring the parody craze of the 00's.

As for the self-described libertarians I've known, copyright law, like any other law, is A-Ok if it's to their personal advantage, unspeakably evil if it's not.

Whaddya want, a biscuit? Now put your knickers on and fetch me a cuppa tea!

Are you guys fucking with me?

He may be dead!