Slaps in the face of fatherly wishes are the only reason you have a phone or computer to post that. If everyone respected their parents' wishes, we'd still be living in caves.

A monstruos puppet.

This joke would have been improved by topicality… Think Stanley, since Will & Grace is returning this fall.

I liked the first act the most, then it kept getting worse and worse.

There are a lot more dum-dum vloggers focused on every subject imaginable, even on dum-dum vloggers.

Queen - I'm In Love With My Car

I did not know that. Apparently they also prefer Kyiv to Kiev (the russian transliteration).

Really? He used to say the most basic things, then pause for 15 seconds for a raised eyebrow and cheers from the audience. Then he'd do it all over again.
I can't tell if Seth is patting himself on the back constantly like Stewart used to do. But if he is, at least he's doing it in a slightly less irritating fashion…

If you don't know what I'm talking about, what are you even doing in the experts reviews, you hairy toed pint sized pest?

Someone at the AVC HQ got a big chuckle after they saw this was coming next in the publishing order and decided not to push it further.

I wish R. Kelly would have shoved Lady Gaga's body into that cult. She did give consent for it.

At this point in the show's run, you should be thankful the Harlem Globetrotters didn't show up to teach Arya some moves.

I don't think suicide has the same subtext in Westeros as in our world. If you pass yourself away, it just shows that you were a weakling, and everyone's better off without you.

So did Lady Stoneheart kill Renly off screen or… ?

I think it's more of an "I'd wear his skin and become him" thing than an "I'd make him breakfast every day" situation.

Nothing really ruins the wonder of a movie for me as much as seeing behind the scenes footage before the actual movie.

Get shirtless?

I also hate it when Beyonce misspells bidet.

How do you think he got in the biz in the first place?

I try not to acknowledge your presence directly, monsieur, since it is already violently imposed on me by your use of highly ineffective organic deodorants.