"As long as I have a little meat soup, a little mutton, and eggs, I prefer this happy and healthy frugality to a royal feast." - Voltaire, February 13, 1748, to Dom Calmet, abbê de Senones
"If there was something too I could use to roast a goose, and a way to put the meat in a pot, the concierge would make me a good…

I don't win at not being an asshole though.

Bwahahahaha! I'm paying $9 for 10mbps down/6mbps up.
Get down and suck on these, yank!

Oh, boy!

We're gonna get a little place, Internet, and we're gonna have a cow, some pigs, and we're gonna have, maybe, a chicken. Down in the flat, we'll have a little field of alfalfa for the rabbits. And you get to tend the rabbits…

Will definitely check it out! Thanks.

Thanks, that sounds great!

You should have taken some free LSD from the Manson family asshole, before you told him to fuck off.

I'll check them out. Any recommendations?

I hope everyone who attends the running with the bulls thing gets trampled to death by said bulls.

It's aggressively and insultingly boring. The name was bad ass, hence the disappointment.

Nope, he's been dead for a while.

I just watched the Ally McBeal episode where Ling and Ally kiss. I guess my point is that Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle was great!

He's certainly overweight, isn't he?

If you didn't pass yourself away for trump, you never will (for political reasons anyway).

Have Vonda Shepard sing it, that's how.

One more reason The Rescuers Down Under is underrated. It has a mom but you never feel like there's too much or too little of her.

But it ain't for free?

Thanks for adding to the next generation of Kardashians, Blac…

You should've grown out of the 'me! me! me!' phase once you stopped being a teenager.