Oh wait I forgot to admit this: Trump sent me.

Wow, you thought I was fucking with you for some noble reason?

It hasn't aged a day.

Nope.

I felt like I was having a heart attack.

I know it's not fun being called out on your trolling, but blaming it on Trump is kind of embarrassing.

Yes, you definitely and obviously ramped up the vocabulary in your last response to seem smarter in an internet argument. Denying it is even more amusing.

Wait, where is this explanation? I'd love to see it. "You have no idea what you're talking about, on any level." and "False again, on all counts." don't count.

It's actually the punchline for a 22 year old movie.

Commenting without even a passing understanding of the article at hand.. a dying art form?

There's only one count, bruh.

If you think they don't make good new music anymore… you're dead wrong. https://optimisticundergrou…

Most music isn't pop music.

I haven't listened to Grizzly Bear in years, but that's kinda curious sounding to me. I might check it out.

Well, 7 more episodes would cover almost the entire book, at that pace.

Actually I'm correct, and you were completely wrong. Don't be a baby about it.

Exactly. So.. not Gaiman trying to stir shit up.

Forest Swords wins again!!!

So, you're thinking that he picked up the phone and called the AV Club specifically to tell them this and only this?

He meant the blowjob specifically mentioned in the very scene discussed in this article, I imagine.