You have a cookie in your mouth now!

I'm always looking for the next band or artist to listen to so I can expand my library of music I enjoy. But not so much so that I'll listen to Justin Beiber.

I honestly thought the movie was going to end after the poker tournament. So the whole 3rd act was weird for me.

Still waiting on that Cell movie.

This might sound like sacrilege, but I feel like some of the older bond movies could be remade.

I think we can all agree that Ravenholm would be an awesome place to live. Sure it needs some Raid, but whatever, it's fine.

I think it's about a horse.

To be fair to Phil he came so close to having sex with multiple hot chicks. It could turn anyone crazy.

Did anybody watch more than 5 minutes of this episode?

And the dad keeps pissing off the wife but he learns his lesson and apologizes so it's okay in the end.

What is one secret that they don't want you to know about an 89 year old man doing stand up.

There's a difference between awful and intolerable.

"Which one of you is Pink Lady?"

Who made Steven Gutenberg a star?

When don't you fap?

I can't even finish the demos for the Five Nights at Freddy's games. I have enough anxiety in my life without having those animatronic pieces of shit jumping out at me.

"The psychic wounds Danny received by his father would be explored in Doctor Sleep, a little-liked sequel published in 2013"

Adam Sandler in the role he was born to play: A gruff bad ass.

Seriously, could they not have come up with a dumber name?

Failure