Yes, cause their kids are millenials.

Probably Sly Stallone's best performance.

Or we could have had OJ?! 😝

Why do we scream at each other?

Snap? As in SNAP - Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program - aka Food Stamps?

Right?
And remember making sure your TV was off after seeing Poltergeist for the first time?

Maybe casing your neighborhood for future burglary?

I loved him (and Diana Scarwid) as the parents on the late, lamented Wonderfalls.

I work for the Company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an OK guy.

The man said if you want to shoot nails, this here is the Cadillac, man. He meant Lexus, but he ain't know it.

Yay for John Lone!

Man of Steel is worth watching for the Henry Cavill beefcake. Yum!

And he's so much fun in Down With Live with Renee Zellweger.

Bonus Tim Curry and Ernie Hudson! You gotta watch it…maybe while drinking…a lot.

Exactly.
Because the proper way to bag is to put the bread and strawberries on the bottom of the bag, protected by detergent bottles stacked on top…in case you drop the bag.

Haha.
Or become engaged to a guy on death row. I bet you probably don't even get to collect on his life insurance.

Wrong. The way they made so much money was by increasing the target audience for marketing Viagra, Cialis, etc to men who can't maintain an erection for 3-4-6 hours or be ready for a second/third/tenth go within 5 mins.
Basically every guy over 17.

GrimDark Web is rainswept and slo-mo.

Hey, I'm just enjoying my employment making $6- $8,000 per month with my good friends here in North Korea.
Please send hamburgers and toilet paper.

Well, I used yahoo to sign up for Disqus, so I guess I'm screwed.