Naught!

The alien bible is biased.

Ow!

Using…(sob)SARCASM!

"David Brown sounds a little too much like David SHIT…"

Where are the alien loaves and fishes?

Due to racism, they probably considered casting a blonde as Cyborg.

He's broke, owes a lot of money to loan sharks.

We're better than good, we're grand!

Proceed! But no more showboating, understand?

I remind you of a pig?

Battle For Shelter from The Elements

They're already dead.

America's darkest chapter is the way we treated Gabe Kaplan.

What do you mean Jeremy Miller is alive? OPEN FIRE!

Every french fry he ate was one less on the streets!

Charlotte Rae is still alive.

The Has-Beens Tale: only on Hulu!

No, brah

That's a paaddlin'