It No. 2: Meaning ShIT

So this is Kinja...

He's related to gypsy's!

Kinja accounts are for closers.

It was Earth all along!

For the longest time I thought Bender was voiced by the guy from The Electric Company.

Bonnie Tyler was so fucking hot…

Heil the hell not?

She Blinded Me By (Ignoring) Science

The Great Blinding Of Twenty Seventeen

Next weeks Globe headline:
OVER TWO DOZEN CLINTON ENEMIES ARE NOW BLIND AFTER WATCHING ECLIPSE

I'm guessing the same powers Daredevil has?

Eclipse is Latin for "permission to look at the sun."

Lourde is playing at Bumblefuck this year.

Isn't Renesmee the giant rat from the Narnia books?

IN SPACE, FATTY GOES BOOM

Ha! He's such a bitch!

"I like bells that aren't cracked"

You've got me?!?! WHO'S GOT YOU????/

They thought he was Mothman!