The story I heard was that the Army's top brass refused to have anything to do with Heartbreak Ridge because it wouldn't present a positive enough take on being in the military. Then they asked for approval from the Marines and the general who read the script gave his blessing because he thought it was funny.

Indeed. Kids loved Commando. They really got into stuff like Rae Dawn Chong using the four-shot rocket launcher and Arnie's one-liners.

In Thunderdome, he's supposed to be a new character. And Max knows him because he saw Spence's character when he and his son stole all his stuff.

And a matriarchal society had time to flourish and then die out thanks to climate change. It would make more sense if Tom Hardy were a totally different guy living a couple of hundred years after Thunderdome or something.

He was great in Drowning Mona. That was when I became a fan. But yeah… He's amazing in Gone Baby Gone.

I loved Parker Lewis. I can't really explain why.

Ellen was funnier when it was called These Friends of Mine and it was basically reverse gender Seinfeld (three women and a guy who hung out all the time). Arye Gross was a better sidekick than Jeremy Piven.

Apparently, they shot a second pilot and cut his hair. So, in some of the shots from the most recent preview his hair is closer to a mullet than it used to be.

As a white male protestant with some social conservative leanings and a complete lack of ability to appreciate dubstep, I become a trigger warning any time I talk about anything that really matters to me. It gets old. I have to keep a lot of things to myself in order to get along with people online. And I can't…

Also, check out this part from the page I found that video on:

Rick frustrated me as a kid. By the time I started watching the show, he was portrayed mostly as a whiny comedy relief character and I thought he was lame. Imagine my surprise when I saw older episodes in syndication and I found out that Rick was originally a MAC-10 wielding bad ass who owned a nightclub and had…

Oh boy… Brosnan was in "The November Man." Not only should I have known better because I saw "The January Man" twice but IMDB is still a thing.

I watched an episode of that. I got unreasonably annoyed because they were trying to stop a sniper and the plot was extremely similar to a great episode of Numb3rs.

So, your mom doesn't try to get you to watch The Greg Gutfeld Show with her? Count your lucky stars.

Will Alpha 5 have laser cats?

I don't own any of them on DVD. So, for me, the issue is more that I could watch the episodes whenever I feel like because Comcast probably still has a metric buttload of episodes available On Demand.

I tend to think of them as white people who go out of their way to say white guys, Christians, and Republicans are awful and responsible for every bad thing in the last three hundred years.

Exactly. In exchange for providing security services and doing other stuff for Higgins, he got to use the car and the guest house. He also got a salary, I think, but that didn't keep him from being broke all the time.

Or that super rare Porsche hybrid, or the Ferrari hybrid that came out after the McLaren hybrid. Or some other Ferrari.

All I remember was Magnum being stuck in jail and pretty annoyed about it while Jessica Fletcher tried to clear his name. I think that's how part two went. They had a few scenes where Jessica got on Magnum's nerves and asked him questions.