I'm old enough to remember Batman comics where the worst thing he ever did was contaminating crime scenes after the forensics guys left. He doesn't need to be as close to the line as people who got off on some of the more ridiculous crap he pulled in Nineties stories seem to expect.

Green Lanterns save the day by making tractors out of energy and shoving asteroids away from the earth. The Flash saves the day by keeping an eccentric inventor from jacking armored cars with his ray gun.

Totally. I can easily imagine a reality where Fox News did a better job of covering the other republican candidates instead of giving Trump so much airtime and we ended up with Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz getting the nomination instead. I could have lived with Rubio. Cruz, much less so. But still… Trump should have…

In my state, I had to promise to vote democrat if I wanted to vote for Bernie in the primary. Sanders at least seems like his heart is in the right place and I like some of the things he says. To do my bit to keep Trump from starting the classiest, most top notch, five star nuclear war you've ever seen, I have to…

Conservative satire exists. The problem is that it's only funny to people who obsessively watch Fox News. Greg Gutfeld, for example, has a conservative comedy show where he and some of his regulars do Daily Show-type stuff. You would hate it.

Pretty much. Although, I tended to think of it as the network for people who love feeling superior to poor people. A lot of the content could be summed up as, "Look at this dumbass redneck making a fool of himself. Isn't it hilarious?"

I hionestly can't believe the regulars on The Five would quit. Greg Gutfeld has another show on Fox that is actually entertaining sometimes (it's kind of a Daily Show rip off). Dana Perino, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling appear on other shows as well.

That was probably the most Garth Ennis-like moment in the whole episode.

Joe Strummer worked on the soundtrack. It was his mix tape.

All those pharmaceutical companies and that place William Devane shills for that sells gold must have deep pockets.

It's the kiss of death for Mister Goldfinger…

I have a useless English degree. I'm not an academic so much as a guy who can answer a fair amount of Jeopardy questions. I started out lower middle class and my degree helped me get exactly one job back in 2003. I've been underemployed my whole life and I live in a city where it would have made more sense to get a…

Louis and Janine became a couple in Ghostbusters II. Egon rebuffed Janine's advances in the first movie.

As an unemployed self-published novelist with a college degree who probably couldn't get hired to be a subway worker (I can't get hired to be a bus driver in my city), I'm having a hard time feeling upset because she had a decent job that probably came with union benefits, health insurance, and a retirement plan. A…

Okay, here's my list (in no particular order). The Trip, Hamlet 2, The Guard, In Bruges, The Other Guys, Dodgeball, Walk Hard (director's cut only), Reno 911! Miami, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Hebrew Hammer, Envy, Pineapple Express, Thank You for Smoking

Agreed.

I can't believe I forgot The Guard. I love that movie.

Why should I respect anything you have to say? I expect people on the Internet to be douchebags, but that's a bridge too far.

I just watched the original Death Race 2000 and it does remind me enough of the United Provinces of America flag to see what you're saying.

Did Dowd get chased by a pack of wild dogs before shooting this video? He looks like he could use a shower.