The remake is an abomination that completely misses the point of the original. Futuresport is much closer in tone and spirit.

Caan is great in that movie. I guess that shows he was a true professional.

I love The Killer Elite. But the tone of the ninja fight is definitely weird. The ninja are portrayed as both awesome martial artists and really stupid because of their no guns policy. Uncle Paulie can beat a ninja if he reacts quickly enough because he has a .45 caliber handgun. James Caan's character is fairly…

If you can't see that In Bruges was intended to be a comedy, it's useless to continue this discussion.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" pops into my head at random intervals.

I thought In Bruges was hilarious and I hated 21 Jump Street, so I guess that means humor is subjective?

These are my choices as well.

They remade Pete's Dragon and didn't keep anything from the original except the dragon and a kid with long hair who is probably named Pete. Why? Who was demanding a more serious, non-musical Pete's Dragon? Helen Reddy or GTFO.

Female Starbuck bothered me and I was surprised that there wasn't more outrage over turning the cool African-American guy from the original into Grace Park or turning African American asshole Colonel Tigh into a white asshole.

My thought was basically that The Real Ghostbusters did a much better episode involving a dude trapped in a painting and I didn't like how things developed between Peter and Sigourney Weaver's character. I also hated the theme song and the stuff with positive feelings saving New York.

Xfinity on Demand had some episodes with commentary from Seth Rogen and the other guy. Rogen is completely ignorant of what goes on in protestant churches. He didn't even know what hymnals were. His excuse is that he's Jewish.

Umm… Glass stops UV rays, so maybe that's why he can stand by a window?

The one Dustin Hoffman tells?

Short answer: Idaho.

Actually, she criticizes Trump every chance she gets. She just played nice for a while to get the interview.

I used to fantasize about doing something like that at one of my old jobs but I was too worried about losing break room privileges to ever actually do it.

Kilmeade is just the worst.

That one was Harry. According to Wikipedia, it was loosely based on a real woman he knew and a time when he ran into her in New York. Chapin said the song was "60 percent true."

You came across more patronizing than harsh, but it's all good.

I'm old enough to understand the significance of Bikini Kill, but I still hate her voice.