NEITHER OF THEM ARE ASSHOLES.

The only thing i’m afraid of is ruining my perfect burgers with your shoddy cooking method.

My last reason for not wanting a union at Slate is that I have seen the future and it’s filled with bureaucracy and procedure.

Mr. Falcon

Racism, mostly.

More like Owen Bad-at-Knowing-When-to-Quit amirite?

Is Vince, of Sham-wow fame, available?

You’re presuming all of Hillary’s voters voted FOR her and not against Trump. I’ll go on record here as having voted against Trump. I’ll wager a pretty good number of people voted with me. I thought neither of them would be good for the country. Hillary just happened to be less bad.

1000X the correct way to think about a pickup. It’s not a beauty contest.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

This is a case of which car is least terrible looking and the GTI wins by a tiny bit.

This is how to say nothing in 10000 words.

Justin Bieber makes beautiful what?

Interceptable passes is Fahey’s stat, and he has published his findings from the 2015 and 2016 seasons in a pair of books, most recently Pre-Snap Reads Quarterback Catalogue 2017. The stat is proprietary, which means not only that Fahey invented it, but that he is also the only one tracking it.

Wait... you’re trying to tell me that a sedan is a more efficient hauler of kids and gear than things like a CRV or Forester? Get the hell out of here. I’ll agree that the minivan is the best, but if you don’t need all that space, you can typically get a crossover for cheaper or with some other perk like added ride…

One thing LeBron could’ve tried would be having a 70% field goal percentage, a 62.5% 3-point percentage and a 100% free throw percentage like Kevin Durant.

Spot on.

I wonder how many authors of the split-the-vote ideological purity screeds that use words like “pragmatists” as perjorative terms are Russian sockpuppets? This is not one of them, but if you think none of them are, you’d be naive. There is very little the GOP could do to sink Democratic aspirations in 2020…

Okay, I guess I have to be That Guy. The prosecutors did not present any threats this guy made, the cops didn’t find any plans he was making and he has not been charged in the past of any crimes of violence. It is practically impossible to deny bail in Florida; at least once a 1st-degree murder suspect facing the…

Thoughts and prayers for PitzerGrimmace.

Well maybe now he knows how it feels to hear a joke about race, to a person who looks around and doesnt see that many with a shared experience.