I aspire to be Emperor of the Universe. So I can rob a bank, right?

Lizzy Wizzy’s breakups have sometimes gone worse...

This is what happens when you replace missing gene sequences with frog DNA.

I thought it was when all of those Japanese tourists flew over Pearl Harbor, and the FBI blew up American warships beneath them...

This lawsuit looks to replicate my experience suing Chevron for not adequately warning that their motor oil was not for use as a salad dressing.

Also, Dominion will need the money. Their business HAS been impacted by Giuliani and Powell’s claims. Can you imagine choosing what voting machines your state will use going forward and NOT considering that 40% of your electorate believes on a cellular level that Dominion voting machines are “rigged?” Why would you…

It’s always amazed me that people who are so afraid of being tracked carry around always-on smart phones.

Original release date was in April, no? It’s just frustration that the goal posts keep moving. Plus, I was planning to escape into the game to avoid the inevitable post-election turmoil here in the US.

Plus, they won’t get off my lawn! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go yell at a cloud.

Unless the election gets resolved in the Supreme Court, like in 2000. But this year, that’s unlikely to happen. Unless, you know, the incumbent wages a continuous campaign to delegitimize the election, which would never happen... oh, uh... hmmm.

Apple has a monopoly on the Apple cell phone market.

“Enormous Penis” by Da Vinci’s Notebook

I’ve got a Yen to continue this thread.

I started by doing what I did with the original WoW: Once I got a character to 60, I started levelling an alt.

Doesn’t bode well for the full version of Cyberpunk Red that I’ve been waiting for...

Doesn’t bode well for the full version of Cyberpunk Red that I’ve been waiting for...

In the 70's my mother sent my brothers and I to a place called the “Hair’em” for haircuts. They wall-papered the place with Playboy centerfold fold-outs, and Playboy and (I believe) Penthouse magazines were in the waiting area. My mom didn’t give a crap. It was the closest place, they did a good job, that’s where we…