You use really different workout clothes than I do.

The Necronomicon mentions the Trump family: “As a foulness ye shall know them.”

He’s considered quite the catch in Dunwich, Innsmouth, and Arkham.

Would you impeach someone for being too American? Asking for 200 million friends.

It was glass clackers in my day. MUCH earlier than the date on this picture.

I... don’t think he’d pass the physical.

“Make Den 52 great again!”

They’ve already named things after Trump.

Just ask any citizen of the Ottoman Empire how well it worked.

He’s a small potatoe these days.

Depends on if Seward was really behind Lincoln’s assassination, as has been alleged.

with “up to 25 years of shelf life.”

It could be worse...

Yes, I DO prefer A Lion in Winter to 2001. I love the dialog. I mean, how can you beat “You stink! You’re a stinker and you stink!”

Trump tries to conceal the fact that he doesn’t understand his job. He keeps family and friends close so that they can read things for him and tell him how to feel. Fox & Friends only airs so many hours a day.

If there were a duel on White House grounds, Trump is pretty sure that he would run into it, even if he had no weapon. Please stage a duel on White House grounds.

This works for a lot of Republicans because, if you can transfer your support of the GOP to the “Faith” portion of your brain instead of the “Reason” portion, you no longer have to second-guess yourself supporting policies that are clearly insane. All is as God wills it.