I’ve said it before but I want a new Ford Probe. Long-ass hatchback with more cargo space than a crossover with the seats folded down that’s fun as hell to drive. Too bad Ford doesn't even make cars any more.

Here’s a slideshow of my favorite colors:

Oh, man, cold grilled salmon from the night before is one of my favorite breakfast foods. 

Crystalis. It’s one of the NES’s underrated gems, and a must-play for anyone who wants Zelda-style gameplay mixed with RPG elements. The graphics definitely need some polish (they were more functional than good-looking), but it was such a fun game to play.

this is the old dude, howard j reynolds, and you’re listening to less than jake

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

I’ll be disappointed if it’s not called Pillow Talk.

No problem!

Going through the list I was made sad by all the mostly melancholy music coming out, but then I got to Wolf Parade and Wolf Parade is back and now I'm happy.

Only album in 2020 I am waiting for is RTJ4.  El-P said on twitter just the other day it should be out before mid-April.

Please use this space to share all the terrible entree names that would make AHESAA blush at that diner that you’re planning to open any day now.

Bell’s is releasing a Half Hearted Ale next year (it might be out in their tasting room now) that is a 110 cal 3.7% ABV version of Two Hearted. It will replace Two Hearted in my fridge but not when I go to my local for happy hour.

I’ve been in that slot for years now. It’s discomfiting at times. I have none of these albums, am pretty sure I’ve never listened to any of them, and have never heard of a fair amount of the artists. You get used to it, and then put on a Stones album again.

this list has panopticon on it. find a different angle.

Dude, mixed tapes. Especially from the radio. Burning CDs wasn’t an (affordable) thing until this 38 year-old was a freshman in college, let alone the true Gen-Xers that had to figure out creative ways to make mixed tapes.

The back seat of the Juke is useless, so just fold the seats down and use the whole back of the car as trunk.

But because of the AWD, the Juke had less than half the trunk space.

but never together. 

Peanut butter and pickles. Dill chips. Go a little heavy on the pickles because the PB is thick and tends to overpower everything else.

Store all console stuff in a box. Obtain emulators.