1990 Ford Probe LX, 6 cyl./manual. Just a great car that never gave me a single problem. The kid I sold it to immediately crashed and totalled it. Such a waste.

Disagree. It’s toasted Sourdough or toasted Swedish Rye (using Grandma ClIII’s secret recipe, of course) for this human. Gotta have that toasty dryness to soak up that delicious heirloom tomato juice.

Waterloo Grape is amazing. It tastes like grape soda.

That’s true. But how many times do people want to hear the same boring takes about sparkling water?

Semi-humorous is being far too generous.

Why would someone even waste their time writing this? Who cares? It’s almost as pointless an endeavor as me commenting on it.

This list needs more Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.

Gilmore is really neat.

Easy... Datsun 510

The Philly Cheesesteak one looks like it has gummy worms on it.

1990 Ford Probe LX

Skittles are gross, but pink Starbursts are my jam!

I don’t understand why anyone would buy Brach’s jellybeans, when both Starburst and Jelly Belly jellybeans exist.

Yes! I get bonus points.

LOL! I was gonna say I still only smoke weed in my walk-in cooler.

Todd Phillips didn’t have this problem during the filming Hated.

Just give me the Final Fantasy Tactics remake (or better yet a new game in the series!) on the switch. I’ll play it for another decade or 2.

Get a cheap kitchen scale. Anyone who enjoys spending time in the kitchen (especially for baking) should own one.

I made lemon bars last night and felt like a robber baron as I threw 8 egg whites in the trash. The 2023 equivalent of lighting a cigar with a $100 bill.

Mazda Protege. So unremarkable I can’t even remember what model year I owned.