He got Koi-fished! Thank you all, I’ll see myself out, enjoy the weekend.

Found a picture of her after the cosmetic surgery:

Zhang saw him on the news. She never came to the airport because SHE thought HE was joking about meeting her. She wants to continue the relationship after he gets out of the hospital for his severe case of Steve Buscemi.

A short list of things that are more “Philly”.

“Staying away from online vendors will help you shape your spending range, as well. Physical stores have a better range of prices that are truer to market rates. During a recent discussion with a jeweler, he pointed out that two diamonds, similar on paper, were selling at prices that were $10,000 apart. Why? Who…

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I’d say he looks like a grown up version of Beavis.

“When Keeping It Real Is Mildly Inappropriate”

Best use of a bench is when 3 guys riding the dude by the door ducks down at the stoplight then it looks like driver and passenger are snuggling. I guess that was funny in the 80s prob not so much anymore.

I’m thankful I moved from Baltimore to South Carolina where the only Ravens exposure I get is when I watch their games on Sunday ticket. I couldn’t handle years of Donny from Curtis Bay talking about firing Harbaugh or Tyrone from Brooklyn park who thinks Tyrod Taylor should be starting over Joe Flacco. I was at a…

Will you get that frickin Jayhawk off of the graphic? There is no reason for them to be mentioned anywhere near the words “top”, “twenty-five”, and/or “football”.

You like sitting elbow to elbow with sweaty men?

so sick, breh!

Pretty sure the Australians will agree this is quite an accurate representation of the Brazilian culture.

I don’t know, but I’m hoping for a replay of the candy bar scene from Caddyshack.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I spent the entire summer of ‘98 stunning people into the pool, in the basement, at the grocery store with mom.

My dad is in his 60's. The Lions have won 1 NFL playoff game in his lifetime. There is no comparison.

I’ve been to Disney twice, first time in 1989 at 6yo, and I remember two things from that trip that clearly cost my parents and aunt/uncle a shitload, space mountain scared the shit out of me and I lost an awesome Donald Duck hat with the duck bill brim. Who says you only remember the good parts? The second trip I was…

If you think Chief Zee is racist, look at this fan with Chief Zee...