Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Glad to see he shaved his chin strap before the big event. NO RAGRETS!

I’m hip to the whooole scene.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

New order a Geno’s, “Let me get a Wentz with”

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

“The Greek military confirmed that the Apache’s internal gyroscope malfunctioned.”

Shoulda been a jager bomb bro! Whatdya bench?

Not that I haven’t seen this at sporting events, but pullin out the blow on a mid-sunday afternoon in the middle of a crowd is SUPER ballsy and quite fitting of the Bills mafia. Does any fanbase rock 90's gear this well? Zubaz? Tight fitting Starter crew neck sweatshirts? PROLINE hats? That’s gold Jerry, gold.

Jesus, that’s not even close to the point.

RIP Wild Bill Hagy. LEGEND. Orioles magic in Ballmer hon!

This is the same “Can someone just hack into Nelnet and Navient and erase all our student loans” crowd.

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

This is the National Football League, not the Nipples of Females & Labias!! Stick to sports!!!!

lol the textbook scam. And by that, I mean the scam where publishers print “new” editions every year, forcing students to buy brand new books instead of buying used.

Yea, pretty much Schefter had someone commit a felony for him so just he could have a little more juicy of a scoop. It sucks HIPAA doesn’t extend outside of medical professionals, but I hope Adam doesn’t walk away scratch-free here, this was a super fucking shitty move.

Jared Goff is just the last guy at the bar at the end of the night. There were no great QBs in this draft.

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?