displacedannapolitan
DisplacedAnnapolitan
displacedannapolitan

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.

His face constantly looks like he is sitting on the john and hasn’t taken a shit in about 8 days.

Was that Joffrey Lannister?

Kellerman comes back to ESPN years later with what ends up being a demotion from his days hosting ATH.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I bet they got them from the same place that Zach Morris got the ones for Bayside High. Buncha' stained green fingers comin'.

My heart-attack felt condolences to Rob Ryan.

I’d say anyone in Florida that isn’t a convicted felon can be considered a state champ. It’s a proud few that group.

Hi, I’m with ESPN, I’d like to offer you a position on every show we have.

As a Caps fan, I struggle to find a guy that was that bad. I will say that I wish we kept Filip Forsberg though.

Well, in hindsight, at least it’s a little less blood and pee that will end up in the water the athletes will be competing in... Right?

I like RatPack (not on the list), with a nice logo of a rat dressed like Sammy Davis Jr. with a nice pencil mustache.

Babies

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

When the Panthers play it’ll be known as a Jágr bomb machine.

No word yet if the penalty box will have a Jager bomb machine.