A death trap that the government built by displacing thousands and thousands of people

Brazilian engineering... Olympic village will be a likely death trap.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Nice one, Leno.

Hey Wayne, you know what’s fucking embarrassing? Braden Holtby has more points than you do in this series.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Flyers broadcast they would know that no matter the score, the Flyers were clearly the better team. More importantly, they were getting physical because that’s just Flyers hockey man, not because they were losing their heads. WHAT DO ANY OF YOUS KNOW ABOUT REAL HOCKEY? YIZZ…

Wild Bill still approves!

Golf and tennis.

I don’t care whether they hug the pole or go screaming out of the park like Trumbo, Davis and Manny. Long as the Orioles keep hitting ‘em, fine by me.

ouch, but true.

MD sure looks like MA when the Orioles are hosting the Sox, though.

I remember when Gronk did this in college, the headline read:

This message is for Melo Trimble and Diamond Stone. If you leave Maryland early for the NBA, you will in fact begin your full transformation into an actual turtle.

When did Pyat Pree escape from Quarth and start running the NBA?

One of my favorite gifs. Everything he does he does better than me. The swing, the bat-flip, the swagger, the socks with shorts. I want to be that five-year-old when I grow up.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

About time, John Elway would have never won a Super Bowl if this were the case back in the 90s... what a dirty dirty O-line he had in Denver, mostly just a product of Shanahan’s coaching.

More American or nah?