Las Vegas, genius! Half of the town works in the service industry, good luck making a 7pm puck drop, and then there’s the hispanic population. This is Phoenix all over again, but worse.

That dude definitely scores at 98% in Protective Instincts... poor kid could have easily been blind sided.

These Kidds are good!

Is Brian Aneurysms one of Daniel Snyder’s henchmen?

Clock doesn't stop on a make in high school.

Those are some amazing highlights, but there’s absolutely no way that last shot was a 3- his feet were clearly on the line. I guess the refs were just too tired to give a crap at that point, and I don’t really blame them. As somebody who covers high school sports for a living, I have tremendous respect for two quality…

Can’t our athletes just train in Flint to inoculate themselves of the dangers of Brazilian water?

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

This message is approved by all Skins fans in Charles Town and Harper’s Ferry, WV.

If men with feminine names and handwriting are cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

I thought for a while that CTE just meant going hard in the 1960s and 70s

Oh, so I’m not the only person who has noticed every whore who’s banged their entire town flocks south to Florida.

YES. THIS. I've always said the most Indiana thing you can do is move to Florida.

As a Florida native, we’ve had enough of the crazy bullshit. Thanks. The overwhelming majority of insanity that happens here is perpetrated by assholes who were basically run out of their home state.

Counterpoint - it makes sense to keep all the crazies in one spot. And short of an island, a peninsula is pretty good.

Don’t runaway to Florida with all the other runaways that have now made Florida the craziest God damn state in the union

Why don’t they just fill the entire broadcast with commercials and breakaway for accidents or other hillbilly shenanigans like when a dude that had 17 tall boy natty ice’s tries to climb the track fence.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?