Fuck everything.

What’s that? A reason to post this? Okay then.

1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

I dunno, what the hell is he supposed to do now? He wants to get back into the NFL, there’s no legal roadblock to it, he’s just bad PR for a team (and, obviously, a possibly bad RB now). What would your advice be to him, just shut up and stay away from any interviews or anything?

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

I mean, come on...

From Russia, with Lev-methamfetamine

If you’re working somewhere as a 26-year old that also employs 17-year olds, you probably have other issues to worry about.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

They should actually have a LOT of luck with that. The reality is that in law (ANY law, trademark or criminal or whatever) precident is everything. Showing the government is not consistent and allows even worse terms arbitrarily is about the only defense they really have. And it is actually a good one.

I never took trademark law, but does the fact that an identifiable group of people were actually offended enough to take it to court in the first place factor into the calculus at all? Because although klitoris and Make Your Own Dildo may be offensive, its hard to know who it offends unless they reveal themselves (so…

Yeah, he shouldn’t have grabbed/pushed him like that. But Jesus Christ, strength-and-c0nditioning guy, know your place. You’re the coaching equivalent of a long-snapper when it comes to game day. Chill.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

“Human Jock Jam” Bahahaha. Nice.

What you’ve just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it.

That one has a good ending though because I got out of the religion and moved to Seattle

Okay there Sipowicz

I think the scariest thing on here was Mormonism

I cant wait for this motherfucker to throw 3 pick-sixes next week.