Too bad this game wasn’t in LA. Whenever one of their players scores, Kings fans throw prescription drugs onto the ice.

I think the most depressing part is Paul Hogan filed a lawsuit against him to take full writing credit for one of the “worst sequels of all time”

The only acceptable backpack for any occasion is LL Bean.

Disclaimer: I may be from Maine.

If this were 1975, that’d be one thing, but how does this continue to happen in 2015? It’s ridiculous! There’s STILL a professional basketball team in Wisconsin?

A lot of my buddies went out there for the game, I should prob follow up with them and see if anyone was murdered.

After the game, the 49ers crappy fans helped shank a Ravens fan in the parking lot.

“That looks nothing like a Magic Johnson”

Damn I don’t even know if this is trolling or one of the dumbest comments I’ve seen in a while. Well played sir.

Clock guy just read the NFL Standard Operating Procedure wrong, the OPPONENT of the Steelers, Patriots, or Cowboys is supposed to lose time. Fire him immediately.

Yeah, ligandrol is a SARM that gym-goers that don’t want to go full steroids or GH use now that pro-hormones are banned and illegal. Supposedly, natural test shutdown isn’t as bad on it. However, it is also not nearly as effective as steroids or testosterone injections, yet still illegal.

Grier: “These B12 shots really work, can’t believe they’re legal!”

The whole season for PEDs? Jesus, you’d think the guy was caught trying to sneak a free meal at the dinning commons or something.

I absolutely hate stories like these, where someone like Grier is the victim of a selfish act. There are 90 players on that football team, and one of them should have had the wherewithal to think of the team first and given Will a cup of their piss.

Next, the inevitable disappointment of this season will have Bills fans mimicking Chris Benoit’s finishing move.

On men, the tramp stamp is referred to as a “douchetag”.

Wait Matt Hasselbeck is still playing?

God, I have the same problem. I’m always telling chicks “My eyes are up here!” when they try to check out my disgusting mess of a neckbeard.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

Partying as a minor league mascot is Busch league.

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.