ouch, but true.

I remember when Gronk did this in college, the headline read:

This message is for Melo Trimble and Diamond Stone. If you leave Maryland early for the NBA, you will in fact begin your full transformation into an actual turtle.

When did Pyat Pree escape from Quarth and start running the NBA?

Ahhh, this kid, I love this vine.. Kid is such a boss. If he doesn’t end up playing baseball, he’ll clearly be rich with hot women, kinda like Dan Bilzarian but without the whole daddy gave me everything kinda deal.

About time, John Elway would have never won a Super Bowl if this were the case back in the 90s... what a dirty dirty O-line he had in Denver, mostly just a product of Shanahan’s coaching.

More American or nah?

Las Vegas, genius! Half of the town works in the service industry, good luck making a 7pm puck drop, and then there’s the hispanic population. This is Phoenix all over again, but worse.

That dude definitely scores at 98% in Protective Instincts... poor kid could have easily been blind sided.

Bench, Squat, Deadlift, Military Press, eat meat, repeat.

These Kidds are good!

Is Brian Aneurysms one of Daniel Snyder’s henchmen?

Longhorn getting dogged hard. I’m 32, does anyone remember when Outback had their shit together and it was like you were going to a place that was way better than say Chili’s but not at the Morton’s/Ruth’s Chris level? Outback is fucking pathetic now, I mean just dogshit.

You’re over 35 Tom, just embrace the grey hair, we all know.

I give Girl Scouts the Heisman and head straight for the Keebler version of Samoas. Half the price and support the elves man.

He’s eastern European, isn’t 10 cups of coffee just a step up from baby formula?

This is a show for a 19 year old or however young he is. To me, the no strap part of this is the most impressive. That’s absurd grip strength to clean that as controlled as he did.

God save the Queen, that was a lot of english...

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