that “hair” is absurd

If men with feminine names and handwriting are cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.

That was good Fifa.

Looks like the pre Leeann Tuohy version of Michael Oher

Another entitled Texan... shit he was probably even handed a commission as an officer in the Texas Air National Guard.

If you’re male and need this article, you should probably just find a nice high overpass to jump off of.

I thought for a while that CTE just meant going hard in the 1960s and 70s

Caps did it, seems to be working out well for them. What’s old is new again, and in the Capitals case, lets be honest the old jersey’s/new jerseys are way better than that disastrous Gold and Pale blue era.

It’s all about the D/E ratio. Everyone’s is different and the worst thing to do is try to keep up with the Jones’. You need to find a partner with the same mentality or it will just destroy your financial situation. If you have friends that went to school and don’t have student loans, tell them to fuck off, and then…

I know at least 7 of them that I went to high school with

this is such a valid point

Don’t runaway to Florida with all the other runaways that have now made Florida the craziest God damn state in the union

What beats them all, and yes it’s technically not root beer, is Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer (drop the mic)

I’m fairly certain Larry David leveraged that whole “I’ll try to hit a homerun for you” thing for a Seinfeld episode.

Once again, the only winners are the attorney’s.

Why don’t they just fill the entire broadcast with commercials and breakaway for accidents or other hillbilly shenanigans like when a dude that had 17 tall boy natty ice’s tries to climb the track fence.

Not that we were expecting to Charles Barkley on ESPN anytime soon, unless it was PTI.. Maybe Turner broadcasting could learn a few things

Do adults actually buy NBA jerseys? I mean those that are gainfully employed.

Dude are you Jay Leno’s estranged son?