But there are no details aside from needing to return food 5 times. Was the food too cold? Too hot? Meat, when it should be vegetarian? Hair in the soup? Were there cockroaches? Too much sun shining through the window and blinding her? Why is the manager terrible? Did he punch her? Was the bathroom dirty? Did the…

Danielle Serini had the gall to send letters

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.

My favorite cat hero of all time!

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

Buried in the story of this fake news, the truth: “I don’t know how much she was saving our lives,” said Kevin, “But she wanted to get out of there, and she knew enough to know something was wrong, and she was pounding on the door.”

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says “I would totally let you die.”

He was making acid wash jeans.

At the very least he’s normalizing it. He’s also shitting all over an attempted symbol of women’s empowerment. Earth to Wall Street, you might want to clean up your image with real changes if you don’t want to be viewed this way. You own this image now.

Okay, we’re not friends. Presto! Like magic.

Yeah, some dude humping a superficial symbol of female inclusiveness as represented by a child sure is funny. Be sure to share this moment of pure hilarity with the rest of your 7th grade classmates!

It’s been my experience that the more someone cares about rules, the less they actually know about them.

I just don’t think it’s really strange or notable that a housekeeper of multiple years is also a social friend during their off-work hours. Even if you’re a domestic employee, you (should) only work for max. forty hours a week, so why would you be cooking and cleaning for your employer in those off-hours? It’s kind of…

Like many people here, I’ve gone through stretches where the ever present TCM, including the soothing voice of Robert Osborne, helped me get through tough time. Even when I’d read the description of the movie in the Guide and thought, “I’m not interested and since it’s on at 3am, it probably isn’t good, but it’s…

Caitlyn Jenner and Andreja Pejic are NOT dating, they’re just friends.

I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHY I’M CRYING, ROLL OVER MOTHERFUCKER

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…