One of the funniest experiences of my life:

I know it’s Texas and all, but there must be some legitimate grounds for her to file a lawsuit against that fat man in the jorts.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

That settles it then.

“it TWIRLED UP!”

Thanks for making me crack a smile, because I could actually hear Carrie saying that, lol...and Debbie just laughing :)

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I’m never going to be ready to lose my mom. I’m 1 year younger than George.

Ditto, for some reason I had a feeling my mom won’t make it through the year. She didn’t.

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how…

Here they are, singing “Happy”. But hey, continue to think in black and white.

... No. No they are not. The photograph at the top of this post, and the photograph I am discussing, were taken by an AP photographer who put his life on the line by standing up in the face of the shooter and taking the shots even though there was a possibility he’d be killed for doing it.

Every time I look at the picture of him with his finger pointed in the air, mid-shout, I get chills. It’s horrifying and yet it’s one of the best-composed pictures I’ve ever seen; the tie still ramrod-straight and yet tilted with the raising of his arm, the fact that the gun is almost an after-thought in his moment of…

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Given the fact that Powell is both a conservative AND set the precedent for private email use, the irony is fucking REAL, man.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

Normally, I would think that was funny because it does sound crazy. And I cannot imagine paying all that money to hold cans and all the other bullshit. But the imprisonment, stalking, and separating families is where it becomes scary.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.