I love all three things your name represents.

Yes, a quick google search I just did would provide multiple sources, But here is one.

Pretty sure you don’t realize this, you’re an asshole.

Thank you. Flight attendants have a very important job other than just serving you snacks. The flight attendants I know and I have the pleasure of calling my friends and family are amazing people as well as their co-workers. Just like any profession, there are some assholes in the bunch, but that doesn’t making it…

And a lot of nurses are going to be better in that situation than the average doctor would be. So many doctors are specialists instead of GPs these days you could end up passing up an experienced ER nurse in order to drag a dermatologist in to assist you.

I know one flight attendant. We went to a top 25 law school together.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

WAIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Yes, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KEN!

So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Get Nomi’s name out of your mouth. She is a delicate and complex flower and also person.

That photo of Bill looks like he’s being physically restrained after being provoked to violence by Ken Bone.

Meh. She inserted herself in the narrative. You lie with dogs, you wake up with fleas. Hopefully this will be a learning experience.

James Franco hands down.

Brilliant

“Mike had the single most decisive victory in the history of presidential debates.”

Well I guess that’s good. I don’t like the constant idol worship that surrounds almost every royal family ever but I don’t actually want them to be able to die from a bruise.

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”