I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.
I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.
I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…
Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?
LOS OSOS PUNTO COM!
[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”
wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok
Quick! Stop that suicide bomber before she smuggles the bomb out of the crowded place packed with people we think she’s planning to blow herself up in! She’s almost left the station!
The cops thought the woman was a suicide bomber with a bomb in her backpack, so they grabbed her and her bomb-laden backpack and threw them to the ground. Six cops did this. So who, exactly, acted suicidal in this scenario? I give up. Again.
Sounds like a great way to waste your drugs on a couple that isn’t dtf. Take that mess over to The Cuck.
This is excellent. I kind of want to do something similar to this- a “birth” announcement upon completion/acceptance of my thesis. It’s my baby, dammit. I’ll obnoxiously post photos of me cradling and staring down at the hardcover bound book, listing all the details like, “she’s a solid 1.5 lbs, 8.5 x 11 inches, with…
This is truly delightful. I love the amount of effort she put into everything (the coffee mug, for example).
This boulder of shit is incapable of honesty. And as disturbing as that may be, the fact that there are millions walking among us who believe him to be a capable choice for President is fucking frightening.
typical ambush journalism by the vile lib media smdh
What you do is fuck him, tell him you got pregnant and you’re keeping it, watch him freak out, and laugh and laugh
I have always been a little torn on whether or not I find him attractive. This photo proves it - that man is fiiiiiine.
It’s a play on this:
I feel like heart shaped engagement rings are a relationship death sentence.
She is my 9 year old’s hero after Ghostbusters. When I told her about the dress issue, my daughter responded “The designers don’t have imagination. Patty (Leslie) is too awesome for their boring clothes.”