If you want to avoid being banned from nightlife for 19 years, it’s simple: Before you enter a bar, ask if they plan to swipe your ID and using what technology. If it’s PatronScan, it might be worth it to reconsider entering the bar at all.

I don’t think “genocide” means what you think it means...

Production for Space Jam 2 can start early!

‘Cause Jussie’s new check finally cleared

If you can rack up miles by just floating around in space, then technically every car on Earth racks up 940 million kilometers a year (Earth’s orbit as noted above) plus whatever is actually driven on them. So, no, this car has not travelled more than any car in history. In fact, it’s way, way behind...

To be fair, they did make up the Jewish part...

First, don’t think of it like you’re learning a new language. Just imagine you’re expanding your vocabulary. So instead of looking at a table and saying “to yourself that’s a table and table in Spanish is ‘mesa’,” just look at it as a “mesa.” English is full of words that have the same meaning. This is another…

To save his brain.

I feel like this should necessarily call out mothers, but whoever is the stay-at-home parent. As my son’s father, I took the role of stay-at-home parent while my wife continued to work. As we’ve considered a second, I’ve pushed back on my wife until I knew I was mentally prepared for another child in our life.

I totally truly listened to the song for the first time on Sunday and was like “I think the old song was way better.” Glad I’m not alone.

But that’s where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain, and the wavin’ wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain.

What’s wrong with Tulsa?

How does John Deegan of Earth-1 know about Superman of Earth-38 to even be able to turn into him? As well as know about the DEO to now create it on Earth-1? How does this make a lick of sense??

Was ready to come in super snarky and rank Deadspin writers, but you nailed Laura. You nailed it.

Also, Finland is smaller than California. Math.

It’s a shame you find prison slave labor “annoying.” Unfortunately, your annoyance doesn’t stop the perpetuation of the injustice in America. You can’t summarize that away.

the 13th outlawed involuntary servitude

We recently travelled with a 1-year-old for a week-long stay in a hotel and were shocked that it only had a shower. We panicked and didn’t know what to do. Our son only does baths and LOVES bath time. Working with the hotel, we ended up with a solution where they gave us a dish tub from their restaurant. It was…

It’ll all be on Hulu soon, along with the movie, starting next summer ahead of their reboot.

This may seem like a dumb question, but what does it really mean to have a “public proposal?” Do you mean have an audience of some kind in place? I asked this because I proposed to my wife in a public place, the location of our first date. But I wouldn’t call it a “public proposal.” We were off to the side in our own…