The George Lucas Manual of Sensual Intercourse is one of my favorite 70s hand me downs. I’m a little surprised my parents bought it for my older brother as a Christmas present, but the 70s were a different time.

Hey, there’s a difference between corporate propaganda and government propaganda! ...apparently.

“Jack, it’s your turn.”

Singing telegram girl was one of the Go-Gos. Now her lips are sealed, forever!

I’m imagining the opening scene is just Ryan Reynolds making microwave popcorn. We sit there for the whole three minutes as it pops. He dumps it into a bowl, turns to the camera and says, “Hey, want to watch a really good movie with me?” Then he sits down and we watch Clue.
That way, it can be billed as “Clue, with…

You go to the theater see the new opening credits and then it just plays the original Clue.

The reboot was just a red herring!

Having just watched it this past weekend, no. No reboot, remake, reimagining.

This article reminds me that DS9 was the shit.

“Money don’t crack.”

Turn back to your holiday movies on the Hallmark Channel.

She’s my SNL crush. Hilarious and gorgeous.

“The funny thing is that she killed him.”

Well said. My biggest gripe with TLJ was the time gap was a week and it didnt help the narrative because it was like TFA/TLJ should have been one long movie.

Honestly, as a pretty big Star Wars fan having visited ILM as a kid and owning a Episode 1 VFX crew jacket, my take is mostly the same as yours. If you’re going to try and wrap up the totality of the Skywalker saga in one movie, this movie is about what I could have expected.

Exactly the same for me

I posted this on io9, but I’m in the greys there, so, might as well post it here as well...