Great for dubbing your show into other languages. 

We called the AT ST the scout walker growing up.

1. They stole the entire car engine and the steering wheel and all the other essential bits.

2. He had to fight a giant hairy rhino beast, and we got confirmation that the Child was force sensitive, and the Mando got even more cause to want to protect him in the next episode.

3. Which he only got to because he got his…

I sabine what you did there.

Have you noticed that a very large amount of people seem to disagree with you?  Maybe the problem isn’t the show.

Ohhh right. Star Wars fans will nitpick the hell out of everything that doesn’t specifically line up with their ideas about what should happen. These comments man.

For all the people crying about how violent the MANDALORIAN BOUNTY HUNTER is, remember this:  Don’t start none, won’t be none.

Kung Fu was a western. 

That’s right — I forgot we’re dealing with one of the shittiest fandoms lurking on the web! I officially take full blame on this one setting myself up for failure :)

You should have turned that phone over to coffee shop management guilt free. That extra 30 minutes is on you.

*Adopts best Vincent Price voice*

*Adopts best Gene Kelly voice*

Plus, it gave us this from Christopher Plummer's Random Roles:
"Starcrash. Oh, my God. There are two things I can say about that: One, give me Rome any day. I’ll do porno in Rome, as long as I can get to Rome. "
He also talks about Caroline Munro.
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I had the same thing, but screw the cassette, I had the record. My collection included The Black Hole, The Rescuers, The Hobbit, The Empire Strikes Back, Tron, Superman, and The Dark Crystal.

This is the story of The Black Hole.

Caroline Munro makes any special effects budget redundant.

Another Star Crash fan here. When trying to explain its appeal I usually say, "Imagine being told to rip off Star Wars and Barbarella at the same time with a budget of approximately five dollars."

I guess my version of this film would be the still pretty fucking awesome Star Crash. Even on re-watch, sure it's not the awesomeness I remember as a kid (then again, neither is Star Blazers) but it's still entertaining, which is all I ask.

I had that, too. They cut out Anthony Perkins and Ernest Borgnine entirely and it honestly didn't affect the plot that much.

Y'all remember those read-and-listen things with the picture book and cassette tape, for teaching kids how to read? I had the one that was about this movie.