This vacillating orange pustule has been to LA how many times and he’s just now discovered the problem of homelessness?! Fuck off, asshole.

+1 Today Show intern

+1 ejaculate reception

+1 maculate conception

no one to blame but yourself there

no one says “we liberals” jackass

This is the episode I’ve been waiting for! The first baseball cards I collected were the Red Sox castoffs from packs my older sister would buy while she was collecting Mets baseball cards during this era. I remember all of these guys, but I’ll admit I haven’t thought of Mackey Sasser once in the 30 years in between.…

Uh oh. I have a weak spot for crazy narcissistic ambitious-beyond-their-intelligence bitches. Fuck.

I’m willing to bet she’s such an asshole that she’s simply not capable of pretending to not be one long enough to properly leech. Source: I’m a broke asshole with a rich sister.

you bastard

It seem like he have threatened you in the past

Isn’t that the point of being rich?

you mean

Nothing about how bizarrely out of place that Meghan Trainor spot was during the pregame? I’m dying for someone to take a giant turd on it.

One time I picked “I Keep Forgettin’” specifically to lull the crown in with my smooth Michael McDonald tones only to smack them in the face with an uncanny double-shot of Warren G and Nate Dogg on the closing verses of “Regulate”. It was a thing of beauty. A guy I knew had queued up “Wanted Dead Or Alive” (his second…

I’m known to sing “All That She Wants” in a lush basso when I’m home alone. Known by myself only, obviously.

yuuuuge

Oh, Jesus. Seriously, fuck this guy.

Pledging your life to the Dark Side will do that to you, man.

Don’t do Yoda like that