TBF 45 has done exactly what guys like Jerrah elected him for.

You don’t need to identify a state or city’s flag across a battlefield... yet.

Why does the Iowa state flag say “IOWA” on it? Because the flag’s so generic and boring that they’re afraid no one will be able to identify it? I mean, you’re Iowa. Everybody already knows you’re generic and boring. We probably could have guessed. I’m from New York. You know what our flag says? Motherfuckin’…

Peak Philly.

RIP Boogie and RIP conjugation

See, Drew, you get it. You can shit all over the Cowboys and make it classy, witty, and original. You don’t have to resort to the same old tired tropes when dressing down this team. There’s just so much more gold to be mined! As a lifelong Cowboys fan, this was just lovely. Thank you for being my favorite writer.

O’s were eyes doe

Irsay would never quit any of those things.

“THEY DISLIKE US BECAUSE THEY AREN’T US.”

Never change, McQuade.

Oh heck yeah, that’s the jam. And totally appropriate.

So sayeth the Alan Parsons Project.

+1 hastily-painted helmet and 2 flaking frostbitten feet.

The problem is that it’s not for publicity; it’s Capitalist propaganda to be spread by MAGATs on Facebook and given as an hilarious Christmas gag gift amongst our increasingly ill-informed citizenry.

I’m not sure you know the definition of “bullshit”.

LOL “come to vipe thee vindows”

The St. Louis Cool S.... nah, there’s nothing cool about St. Louis.

You’re doing God’s work.