The first step is admitting you have a problem.

I mean, I saw this headline and “Antichrist” was was what immediately came to mind. Not that it matters, truth is much more frightening than fiction.

I mean, it’s kind of implicit, but you’ve once again proven that the real knowledge lies in the comment section.

Money truly is the root of all evil. Everybody feel free to send me all yours and save yourselves from eternal damnation. I don’t mind taking the hit.

If it quacks like a duck...

Hillary would have lost to John McCain in ‘08 and Sarah Palin would be the President right now.

Still not as bad as her Avatar take.

I never knew I needed a Jedd Gyorko jersey before today.

I never knew I needed a Jedd Gyorko jersey before today.

Holy shit that’s frightening

Have you seen “The Godfather Part II”? Being compared to Fredo is... not nice.

You forgot to mention “Rudy Giuliani, ex-US Attorney who covered up child rape ring at West Point.”

Always up to no good.

The world needs more people like you.

I hate you for making me laugh

I can’t hear that one without thinking of this one:

These comment sections need another purge.

Come back anytime, Rack.

Best kind doesn’t mean perfect. I’ll take a person that can learn from being wrong any day over an unrepentant hypocrite.

If I learned anything from growing up watching ‘80s movies, it’s that the last time you’re gonna see a girl, you gotta take your shot, no matter how terrible your chances are. It’s obviously served me well so far.

Nooo! I was just getting to know you! I mean, I literally found out you were a Limey just last week!!