Nick was the best kind until the end. The world needs more Nicks.

Don’t do Skeletor dirty like that

As a Cowboys fan with a similar lifespan, your assessment is 100% correct.

Well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. I wouldn’t use those strips even if a duck had shit directly into my mouth.

Well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. I wouldn’t use those strips even if a duck had shit directly into my mouth.

I can only imagine what Watson must think.

Do you mean Boog?

The Spahn Ranch scene is meant to inform the viewer of the Family’s weird insularity and eventual villainy (taking advantage of a blind elderly man, destroying personal property, threatening a guest), while also solidifying the theme of the story being a Western come to life (a stand-off taking place on location where…

This is exactly where my mind went when I was reading the intro to this piece. Shook.

You seem to know what you’re talking about

RIP John Cazale 

RIP John Cazale 

Since Disney owns all 20th content now, ownership and distribution rights are crystal clear. What is unclear is if Lucas put some kind of clause in his sale of Star Wars to the Mouse that disallows them from releasing the original (or any other altered) versions.

Since Disney owns all 20th content now, ownership and distribution rights are crystal clear. What is unclear is if…

I’ve been trying to buy one of you, but can’t seem to be able.

That smell is great source of relief on the long drive from LA to San Jose. It means the journey’s almost over.

No, we can’t talk at all.

A vampire couldn’t get within 5 miles of Gilroy, there is a cloud of garlic hovering over it thicker than LA smog. And it’s glorious.

This is a great point; commercialism and literacy are completely counterintuitive.

Well, it’s not every day you meet a woman named Artura.

Thanks for that sweet Jaylon Smith GIF

Giving you this star hurts

No, wire hangers.