Well, having a lower score is how you win at golf!

 Not really, no one forced him to send those dick pics.

Blaaah, fuck mayo. Glad I have that .1% North African blood in me.

Missed you, Drew, and thanks for asking the right questions, fellow Steves.

No winners, only Weiners,

References to Singer always devolved into a routine based around the phrase “Butt Blood Pool” back in my entertainment industry days. Nobody didn’t know about this shit. Avi Lerner knows about this shit. Whoever said this is about protecting the other industry adults at these parties, ding ding ding.

You mean BIG NERD.

Hey man, money’s money, and he’s a giant whore.

WaPo has been printing a lot of very concerning stuff lately. It’s as if they’re using the goodwill engendered by “The Post” to pull off an inexplicable Conservative heel turn.

Severely underrated Kinja

My dumbass Trump-voting financier brother-in-law just scored a plum job in Dayton starting January but my sister and her kids won’t join him til after the school year. Any chance we could set this up for, say, Groundhogs Day?

You never go full Orwell.

Don Lemon?

Alcoholism: the new panacea.

Once I was the King of Spain

Well, I knew there was no apostrophe in Caesars when referring to the Palace in Vegas, but I had no idea the “pizza” was also punctuation-free. Anywell, I was referring to the first A that was missing when the article was posted. They moved quickly to cover that mistake up. I smell a conspiracy.

No

Between this and your Domino’s Pizza throwdown, I’m starting to warm up to you, Krueger.

So much to break down here.

But what this world presupposes is... maybe they can’t?