I think in this case, Rep. stands for “Republican”. Not that the author couldn’t have mentioned that Scott was a governor who bought his position with money he scammed from old people through our broken health care system.

What’s Major’s last name? Please tell me it’s Asshole.

Now if only the new Dems would revolt and sink Pelosi, I think we might have something here.

Hey, I did my part. But this state truly is the worst. I’m totally going to use this as an excuse to go full Florida Man.

Not Louisiana, Paris France, New York or Rome.

Yeah, I forgot that I respected Ted for a cup of coffee in the big time, since he quickly retreated up his own butthole.

woof

Too busy drinking Chi-Chis pre-mixed Margarita straight from bottle

She got the job at Mr. Boddy’s manor after coming back from the Korean War - that’s Nurse Kellye of M*A*S*H 4077.

Frida’s when in Pasadena, but I’d drive all the way to LA for some Poquito Mas.

I thought Trump was trying to destroy the NFL? Y’know, cause of that whole USFL thing?

McQuade, if there were ever a tolerable Eagle fan (and I am related to many), you are he.

lol go back under your bridge

Well, his name is Lindsey, so it’s not like it’s ever really been a question.

How can we take someone seriously who can’t even quote Ron Burgundy accurately?

eww

Nice, Dice.

what what?

George - George - George!