ROCKIN’ YOUR ‘PUS!

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FUCK SQUAT THRUSTS

*whoosh*

I know Hank Stram’s feelings on this matter:

The best buttcrack is the one you were never expecting.

If he wins the Super Bowl he’ll have a new Number 3, probably

By far the Plathiest comment of the day

hyperbolic lol

Fortles

HBO has so much goddamned money to burn that it doesn’t matter if they get their money’s worth.

Shaddup

Fortles

I’m having several drinks in his honor.

This is what Trump’s America deserves.

Coincidentally, the Cowboys are in need of a new offensive line coach.

Yes but Ball is still abhorrent.

why

Holy shit, thanks for this. My passport is expiring in a few months and is my only valid ID at the moment. Not that I have plans to leave the country any time soon, but you never know.

Nope, as I went 6 foot and 3 bills by freshman year, luckily.