As a Cowboys fan your age who grew up in Bills country (don’t ask and don’t hate; it’s complicated), I’m really happy for you.

I literally can’t believe how low Golden Showers came into this list.

What the fuck?

DM, you da real MVP. #nolie

Best tag ever/saddest

Wow, these guys must really be mad at all the Last Jedi haters.

And she does it exactly like someone fake-puking out of their sleeve on Saturday Night Live would. That’s good TV.

There isn’t enough HgH in the world to get me to read an article on The Telegraph.

Yes, that’s quality!

Well, part of the problem is that all of this happened before this movie, and could apparently only be told through flashback, a cinematic device that has never been a part of the Star Wars language, Rey’s Force vision notwithstanding (since it’s not actually a flashback in the cinematic sense).

Nice Germain burn at the end there with the random Force kid, bro.

I googled “addication,” but it only made me understand this tweet even less.

If only there were a soul to search.

I LOLed

Fuck you, take your damn star

As the head of the company, he sets the tone for the culture there so, yeah, it very much has to do with him.

There’s always money in the banana stand.

I have never heard the word “rotary” used in this context before.

One of the great joys of my professional life was to cut a compilation of Jerry’s clips from his “Entourage” together for the Cowboys’ archives.

I stand behind my identity. Well, I’d really like to be able to, anyway.