Unlike the Brock-to-Browns trade, in this case the pick would be a mere formality.

GREAT SETUP for a dystopian John Henryesque man-vs-machine cautionary tale.

I’ll star that shit all day.

Fuck Houston. Someone finish the job the fucking hurricane couldn’t.

Softens the blow for this petty, vindictive Dodger fan.

Please let this be true

That pun was a bitter pill to swallow.

all the stars

So the players are juiced then?

But it’s only Strike 1

Thisssss

I feel so dirty laughing at this but I can’t stop

I can’t stand being called standoffish. Why don’t most people understand that small talk sucks?

I resent the association.

If androids like to hole up in their Encino estates for years at a time smoking a fuckton of weed.

This needs more roses.

hissss

YOU GET THE SHOW!!!!

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Well, the truth hurts. But at least not as much as fire burning your body.