That cougar has earned all those wives. #mormonlife

This take is almost as offensive as the lines being snorted in the video.

Enter the people who have no fucking clue how football actually works.

I’m too weary to be frightened by the stupidity. I’m just going to enjoy it for its esthetic ridiculousness.

That shit is so fucking unforgivable. And I was already ready to never forgive them for letting W have a second term.

LA is a city of ex-pats, where there are certainly more than 25,000 Eagles fans polluting the highways daily. This will continue to be a problem for the Chargers, who ironically are now ex-pats themselves.

You’re going to hell for that +one

Cocktail soundtrack.

Very bad broccoli take. Celery will always be the worst.

In Living Color marathon on... some black channel.

I’m pretty sure Olivia Wilde was so nonplussed because she’s shat in more than her fait share of alleys.

Hey, be fair. Those last two are just a guy who happens to look marginally like Jerral.

Holy shit, that’s not real, is it?

OH MY GOD I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER QUESTION MARK EVER AGAIN

Oh my god, is Garcetti a jackass.

I’m cool with him doing it right through til he gets fired

Blocked kicks can’t split steel beams.

Drew, you’re a god damn trancendent writer and a national treasure, and I sure as shit wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Juan? Send him back to Mexico.

Bitch McHenry needs to keep her fucking face shut. She and Sage Steele should be sent to a Middle Eastern harem and then we’ll see how they feel about their fucking privilege.