Don’t Bend It Like Beckham

“Longest Dong” is the phrase you were looking for.

I can’t wait to hear if Dom Cosentino’s voice is as insufferable as his writing makes it sound.

Well, it was a catch, so there’s that.

Counterpoint: even Dana White’s horrific mug couldn’t ruin a picture of Miesha Tate.

No wonder Trumpsters are so concerned that Barron thought Daddy was dead when he saw Kathy Griffin’s unforgivable pastiche

Thanks for this. I saw this earlier today and couldn’t believe what I was reading. What the fuck.

back to back bra

I used to quote Driving in San Francisco daily. I was thrilled when I finally got to see Lombard Street for myself. Now it’s a reminder of what lay beneath his success for all of those years. I’m so angry about what he did to these women. It’s just unfathomable.

Theys a red moon risin, on the Cuyahoga Rivah....

I listened to Cosby’s records over and over as a kid. It was probably the number one factor in the development of my sense of humor. So much better than The Cosby Show, which never sat right with me as I grew older.

I loved his band Moxy Früvous and met him twice at various shows. He was a total asshole. Nothing surprised me about what went down with him.

I’m weary of this mistake and wary of those who make it.

1) is correct, all day long. But this list ran out of gas when you missed Refried Pinto at number 2. Please pass in your bean card.

HOly shit - have a 12 pack of stars

I’ll be giggling about this randomly during a lull on “Smackdown” tonight. And I don’t even watch wrestling.

I love geographic-demographic humor

Seriously, fuck this guy

Sure, if you’re doing it wrong

I admire the many layers of this yolk.