Except Patriots fans

That’s saying something coming from a guy calling himself “Poopfan”.

Angry Patrick Ewing warms the cockles of my heart

+1 line off a hooker’s tit

None of these words make sense together.

Holy fucking shit

I keep giving this post a glans and it makes my laugh harder every time

“Don’t bother to watch and support what may turn out to be one of the last celebrations of black culture on public television before Trump destroys the country; nay, the world.”

Quite the contrary.

CUUUUUUSE!

I hope this has a life elsewhere that more people can see it because it’s fantastic.

When I see this gem with so many stars, and I see other posers with nay but a scant 6 or so, I am truly filled with gratitude.

America is the home of the shitty small town

what a wholly original and surely non-biased opinion

those are the moments that truly define a person. I’m gobsmacked.

Only a man with your burner could make such a delicious comment

Aw come on, Shaq has charisma. But, yes, zero personality.

Aw come on, Shaq has charisma. But, yes, zero personality.

This may be the weakest premise for an article in the history of the Internet, let alone Deadspin. At least the Kinja is good.

Likewise. A crashed bike does not maintain speed and rotation like that. Fuck anyone who claims otherwise.