Fortles

HBO has so much goddamned money to burn that it doesn’t matter if they get their money’s worth.

Shaddup

Fortles

I’m having several drinks in his honor.

This is what Trump’s America deserves.

Coincidentally, the Cowboys are in need of a new offensive line coach.

Yes but Ball is still abhorrent.

why

Holy shit, thanks for this. My passport is expiring in a few months and is my only valid ID at the moment. Not that I have plans to leave the country any time soon, but you never know.

Nope, as I went 6 foot and 3 bills by freshman year, luckily.

As a Cowboys fan your age who grew up in Bills country (don’t ask and don’t hate; it’s complicated), I’m really happy for you.

I literally can’t believe how low Golden Showers came into this list.

What the fuck?

DM, you da real MVP. #nolie

Best tag ever/saddest

Wow, these guys must really be mad at all the Last Jedi haters.

And she does it exactly like someone fake-puking out of their sleeve on Saturday Night Live would. That’s good TV.

There isn’t enough HgH in the world to get me to read an article on The Telegraph.

Yes, that’s quality!