Well, part of the problem is that all of this happened before this movie, and could apparently only be told through flashback, a cinematic device that has never been a part of the Star Wars language, Rey’s Force vision notwithstanding (since it’s not actually a flashback in the cinematic sense).

Nice Germain burn at the end there with the random Force kid, bro.

I googled “addication,” but it only made me understand this tweet even less.

If only there were a soul to search.

I LOLed

Fuck you, take your damn star

As the head of the company, he sets the tone for the culture there so, yeah, it very much has to do with him.

There’s always money in the banana stand.

I have never heard the word “rotary” used in this context before.

One of the great joys of my professional life was to cut a compilation of Jerry’s clips from his “Entourage” together for the Cowboys’ archives.

I stand behind my identity. Well, I’d really like to be able to, anyway.

Unlike the Brock-to-Browns trade, in this case the pick would be a mere formality.

GREAT SETUP for a dystopian John Henryesque man-vs-machine cautionary tale.

I’ll star that shit all day.

Fuck Houston. Someone finish the job the fucking hurricane couldn’t.

Softens the blow for this petty, vindictive Dodger fan.

Please let this be true

That pun was a bitter pill to swallow.

all the stars

So the players are juiced then?