But it’s only Strike 1

Thisssss

I feel so dirty laughing at this but I can’t stop

I can’t stand being called standoffish. Why don’t most people understand that small talk sucks?

I resent the association.

If androids like to hole up in their Encino estates for years at a time smoking a fuckton of weed.

This needs more roses.

hissss

YOU GET THE SHOW!!!!

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Well, the truth hurts. But at least not as much as fire burning your body.

That cougar has earned all those wives. #mormonlife

This take is almost as offensive as the lines being snorted in the video.

Enter the people who have no fucking clue how football actually works.

I’m too weary to be frightened by the stupidity. I’m just going to enjoy it for its esthetic ridiculousness.

That shit is so fucking unforgivable. And I was already ready to never forgive them for letting W have a second term.

LA is a city of ex-pats, where there are certainly more than 25,000 Eagles fans polluting the highways daily. This will continue to be a problem for the Chargers, who ironically are now ex-pats themselves.

You’re going to hell for that +one

Cocktail soundtrack.

Very bad broccoli take. Celery will always be the worst.